When my wife was on holiday she once rang me at home to make sure everything was okay. At this stage, my sister Mari was also staying with us. As I picked up the phone, I thought I'd see whether Maria (my wife) would buy my best impression of Mari.
Here was the dialogue:
Me: Hello
Maria: Hello. Mari?
Me: YES, it's Mari here.
Maria: Ok, hi Mari! Is Juvencio home?
Me: Nooooo, Juvencio went out with some girls to a party a while ago. He hasn't been home for daaaays.
Maria: [DISTRESSED] What? WHAT?! What the HELL is going on?!?!? Mari!!!! Mari!!!!
Me: he he HE HE HE, HA WAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Got you a nice one darling.
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