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Drastic Action

I crept closer, the gun held steady in my hand. It had been registered for hunting, so my purpose was appropriate....

Deb Williams
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Tell that to the tomato.

In 28 years, I've done the Heimlich Maneuver two times.

For those of you like me who don't math good, that's an average of one Heimlich every 14 years....

Jeff K
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It's a Broad Lic Nic!

I wanted to become a comedian when I first heard Bill Cosby. I felt the same when I was introduced to the Doug Anthony All Stars (D....

Andy Thompson
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Your Screaming is Making Me Nervous.

I haven’t met a person from Finland who wasn't a genuine, fear-inducing psychopath. When I finished school I worked in a remote gold mine in Western Australia’s Pilbara region....

Andy Thompson
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Ignoring of Elephants

I think I am the Queen of avoiding conversations I don’t know how to have.A little while ago I made out with a friend of mine at a party....

Michelle Janssen
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Bottle of Galliano Eased the Problem

It was the early eighties and I was working as an Accountant for a Computer Bureau. Our main clients were the Police and Broadway Credit Unions; we handled their payrolls. ...

Lorraine Penn
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