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Edinburgh, United Kingdom
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A late starter in comedy though some would say that I have been a joker all my life. I like challanges so nothing greater than standiing in front of a pleasantly drunk crowd of Scottish people.

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May 17, 2015
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Fat Chinas

So I was at a friends christening and have reached that stage in life where people look at you with sympathy or fear as you sit there on your lonesome! I am quite happy on my own but people assume that unless you have a man or some brats in tow then you must be unhappy! And if I got lonely someo

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Stand up really?

“Hi what’s up mum?”

“I just thought I would speak to my favorite son.”

“What is big brother not free?

“Yeah so I thought I would speak to my second favorite son but he’s not free either so it had to be you!”

Why do children think something is up when you call them?

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