Funny stories

The taxi collected me from the hotel as the blistering sun began to sink below the horizon, bathing Cable Beach in a swathe of orange....

What if they don’t like me? what if they reject me? what if they boo? What if turning up in PJ’s isn’t a Dream?...

Graffiti’s not new. When they weren’t out subjugating barbarians, the Romans festooned their walls with phalluses....

Getting a compliment is really hard.

You would think it would be really easy, lovely and a happy time but generally it is very uncomfortable....

May this story be a lesson to any kids (or adults) reading this.

The lesson is this: NEVER drop a saying into a conversation without fully knowing what it means....

"Hey guys! Apparently we're about to sail passed a nudist beach!"

At this very moment in mid 2007, I was on a sail boat tour in Croatia with my (...