Nature stories

Charity case walk

It was a charity event at work - our task; scale Ben Nevis. Simple. In many ways it was (for me) not so much for some others though.

Up at 6 am most were bedded around 10, some rebels staying till 12. Me? I think I made it in around 2. This isn't about me being Billy Big Bollocks but I feel it adds some humour as the story unravels.

Liam Fleming
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The World Has Cancer! A TRUE STORY

Doc: Hello Mr Earth. Thanks for coming. Got your results back. It's not good I'm afraid... You have Cancer!

Earth: Oh God! Really?

Doc: I'm Afraid So!

Earth: Where?

Doc: Everywhere.

Earth: How did this happen? What can I do about it?

Stu Pop Fisher
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Beware of the Bright Green Screeching Snipers

Australia has more than its fair share of deadly critters. We have poisonous snakes and spiders, man-eating crocodiles and even a cute little monotreme that will give you a nasty jab if you accidentally grab it. Why is it that our birds are absolute clowns? They're like the drunken hooligans of the animal kingdom.

Andy Thompson
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Elephants Never Forget

Lawrence Anthony's book "The Elephant Whisperer" describes the relationship he formed over some years with a group of traumatised elephants. They needed rehabilitation and he worked lovingly with them until they could be released back into the wild.

Deb Williams
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C*ckblacked

I've always wanted to fuck a black chick. I just do. Some people have goals and aspirations. They want a promotion, or a qualification, or to visit Italy... I wanna jizz on a negress girl, so she looks like chocolate jelly covered in slightly out-of-date cream.

Christopher Jordan
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Gay Dream

I read a book last week. It was a gore-core, homo-porn, love story about two serial killing cannibals with HIV who fall in love while torturing teenagers to death. The most used word was 'intestine', in both a viceral and sexual context. (The book's called 'Exquisite Corpse' by Poppy Z Brite, if anyone cares to look it up.)

Christopher Jordan
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