Dating stories

Replacing Sex With a Stiff One

I once had a woman tell me that since her divorce she’d replaced sex with booze, which meant she was now getting trashed once a year... on his birthday. But if she’d replaced drinking with sex instead, she’d be a whore.

Hmm, I see.

So basically, being single was good for both your liver & your twat.

Jennifer Burke
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When Internet dating really works

Two years ago I decided to try online essay help and contacted one girl via Skype to learn some more details. Her name is Jane, and we still communicate with each other. We became very close friends, the best ones actually... And started to feel something much more than just a friendship.

Alex Strike
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I'm glad I don't have to date anymore.

Dating is hell, time consuming and at times so stressful I felt like getting a cat didn't seem such a ridiculous idea after all.

Thankfully the cat idea passed.

After 7 long years I became single and was launched into the world of dating which as you can tell I didn't particularly enjoy.

Paul McDougall
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No Speak English

My inability to string 2 words together or construct a legitimate sentence whilst talking to a woman I’m royally attracted to, appears to be my own personal built in contraceptive method… against the birth of all things venereal, & long term relationships maintained by repartee & intelligent discourse.

Jennifer Burke
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C*ckblacked

I've always wanted to fuck a black chick. I just do. Some people have goals and aspirations. They want a promotion, or a qualification, or to visit Italy... I wanna jizz on a negress girl, so she looks like chocolate jelly covered in slightly out-of-date cream.

Christopher Jordan
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To be the best version of yourself

That phrase has come to me recently…I recalled my eighteenth when I felt myself the most confident. I was in a good shape, involved into the students’ activities, my grades were high. I was satisfied with all that. In addition, I had an attention of the coolest guy at my university which is not the

Citadin du Monde
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