When I was about 5 my mum had a demonstration of what you would call my "child's honesty". We got on a bus and took a seat.
Everything was going well until I heard and smelled a big fat fart. I went pale, and with wide open accusing eyes I shouted:
"Mum, did you fart?"
Her immediate reaction was:
"No I didn't, Camila!"
We repeated the dialogue a few more times, I wasn't convinced.
"Are you sure, mum?"
"Yes, I am sure!"
She said quietly, while pinching me, in a desperate attempt to make me shut up.
"Don't pinch me, I know it was you!"
A bit of laughter on the bus at this stage
My poor mum couldn't handle it any longer, I just remember we got off the bus about 5 stops earlier. Up to this day, she promises it wasn't her. To the person out there who never came forward, you scared her for life and so did I...