Disaster stories

Got told this story last night at football training and had to share it. One of the local lads was recently on holiday with his girlfriend in Tenerif...

Doc: Hello Mr Earth. Thanks for coming. Got your results back. It's not good I'm afraid... You have Cancer!...

Warning: The subject of this story has not been named and will have probably already forgotten about the incident....

Today being 1st April, also known as ‘April Fools Day’ where we tend to play jokes on one another. ...

2 nights ago, my buddy, let's call him 'David', came to crash at my place after a show. I passed out about half one, he stayed awake....

My mother is a terrible driver in America, so I don’t know what made her think she could drive in Ireland....