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I Hate You. Period.
I wrote a song once called "I Hate You, Period"… but everyone thought I was singing the full stop. So I changed it to "I Hate Menses", so now it soun...
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Festival Problems
My dick... is... the weirdest fuckin' thing you'll ever see on a human body, on it's best day! And I know all dicks look like shit, hanging outta you...
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Siblings Stick Together. Sometimes.
I did a fair bit of travelling with my sister and my parents when I was young. Some would say this kind of experience would be enlightening to a chil...
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I Am The Sexiest Man Alive (well, almost)
Earlier this year I was nominated as one of the top twenty sexiest men on the Gold Coast. Which is weird considering I'm not very sexy, and I'm definitely not a top of anything....
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Replacing Sex With a Stiff One
I once had a woman tell me that since her divorce she’d replaced sex with booze, which meant she was now getting trashed once a year....
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Some Science Teachers Just Want to Watch the World Burn.
If there’s one thing I enjoy it’s a flagrant disregard of safety by an authority figure. Nothing made me grin more as a child than seeing my father m...
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