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- Parkdale VIC, Australia
I believe that life is a (relatively) short ride and that it's crucial to squeeze as many good times out of it as possible. I love travelling, music, reading, writing, all kinds o' sport, & my wife!
- May 3, 2012
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All Tied Up in Brazil
Confused and drunk Australian tourist: - "Where am I? What's going on?"
Attentive Brazilian doctor: ...
Beware of Internet Translators
When I worked for a publisher in London, part of my job involved sending promotional material to a distributor of ours in Dubai....
Birds and the Bees
I don't have any kids right now but I do enjoy other people's kids. However. I prefer to return them to their rightful owners when they become physically or emotionally painful....