Friday Funny # 8 By Ron Hailes

I am always searching for new stories to tell at my comedy shows and everyday life just delivers them to me time after time. I was driving down the freeway and saw this old Falcon ex taxi,engine smoking as it struggled down the highway. It had a sign on the back "Honk if your Horny" Now I am a big bloke and fill any car I am in, this day I was in a Nissan Micra rent a car!! So I pulled up beside this car, which happened to be driven by a very meek and mild nerdy guy...and I hit the horn hard..

Well I have never seen a stuffed old Falcon turn into a V8 super car quicker in my life!!!!!!


in Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia

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I am a sometimes writer, stand up comic and MC - these are my passions but In the real world I travel throughout SE Asia training sales and management staff in the Auto Industry

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