I accept that I am a big man, but the incident that happened to me the other day at the cricket was just to much!!
I decided to go to "The Gabba" to watch some cricket and went and stood in the outer. I know nothing about cricket but I tried to get into it and was actually starting to enjoy it.
So after about an hour the officials came over and asked me to move 3 metres to the left, I didn't know why but it didn't bother me so I moved. Half an hour later the same thing happened and I duly complied. After the fourth move I finally worked out what was happening...
They were using me as that big screen to keep the sun out of the player's eye's.
I hate cricket now