Friday Funny # 3 By Ron Hailes

I am a late 50's guy with what could politely called a large build, big bones etc but I still scrub up alright in a suit. I am not the type of guy that young women swoon over, mainly because I don't have a Porsche or a Yacht which is fine by me because I have been very happily married for 36 years. However like any man I have an ego and on a recent trip on the Melbourne tourist tram that ego was deflated completely.

I got on the very crowded tram and was standing there hanging onto the leather strap when I noticed an attractive lady checking me out. I looked at her and nodded and mouthed "me" she mouthed back yes you I was ready to walk over and tell her I was flattered beyond belief and then it happened the great ego collapse...

She offered me her seat!!!!!

in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


I am a sometimes writer, stand up comic ,MC and Radio Presenter- these are my passions but I normally travel throughout SE Asia training sales and management staff in the Auto Industry

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