Friday Funny # 2 By Ron Hailes

Flying is always bit of an effort when you're a big guy. The seats are just not made for my ample bulk but I do the best I can. I was going down to Melbourne this week to do a couple of gigs and I got on the plane and headed straight for my aisle seat and got comfortable.

I was settling in checking the inflight magazine, actually that would be Addazine just ads and not much magging going on there. The other passengers start to board, all secretly hoping they are not sitting next to the big guy, I am tempted to jump up every time someone gets close and let them think they are sitting next to me... but I am just so comfortable in this 16 inch wide seat I resist. The truth is I was stuck!!

So then it happens this smartly dressed woman boards, about my age and starts checking her boarding pass, checking the numbers above, double checking the boarding pass. Then it dawns on her, she goes totally white screws her face up, she is going to be sandwiched next to me for the next 2 hours!!!!

MY WIFE CAN BE LIKE THAT


in Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia

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I am a sometimes writer, stand up comic and MC - these are my passions but In the real world I travel throughout SE Asia training sales and management staff in the Auto Industry

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