Friday Funny By Ron Hailes

My first job was as a bank teller I was 18. I was totally unco and a disaster waiting to happen and it did. First day I set off the alarm, cops came sirens blazing, red faces all around. Second and third time cops came sirens blazin guns drawn, more red faces.

The next time I did it, the cops just called and said has that silly kid done it again. My boss threatened to take away a very useful part of my body with a blunt knife. So did I learn my lesson, of course I did, I was very fond of my testicles...

However, when a few weeks later a man with a balaclava and a sawn off shotgun came to my counter and said... Fill the bag up with money and make it Quick!!

I just simply smiled and said "no need to hurry mate" the cops aren't coming.

Suffice to say my career in the bank was somewhat short.

in Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia


What Ron looks like.

I am a sometimes writer, stand up comic and MC - these are my passions but In the real world I travel throughout SE Asia training sales and management staff in the Auto Industry

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