The Fag By Grant Pirie

I was walking down the street with my friend smoking a menthol cigarette the other day when we stumbled upon a lady of the night. She stepped out in front of the two of us and asked if the pair of us were interested in some 'business'. I politely declined her offer to which she then enquired if she could borrow a fag from me. Not one to rock the boat, I handed her a fag.

The look that crept across her face can only be described as one of absolute disgust as she threw the fag to the ground. She rambled on about how she couldn't decide if she should be more sickened by the menthol fag or the big fag offering it to her. Now I don't know who else has been called a fag by a prostitute but let me tell you friends, it hurts an awful lot. Two seconds earlier she was willing to suck on a couple of willies but down right refuses to take a couple of puffs on a minty cigarette! This is a clear sign of broken Britain if I've ever seen one. Even prostitutes expect more than they are getting, no wonder there are so many problems in the world. Broken Britain my friends, broken Britain indeed!

in Aberdeen, United Kingdom


Comedian and musician from Aberdeen, Scotland. Feel free to add me on Facebook and Twitter if the feeling takes you

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