I was drunk in an ally, talking to a group of people, when a guy came up to me and said, "I'm sure I know you from somewhere."
I said, "Aye, I'm a bit famous."
He said, "Oh really?" (Not impressed)
I said, "Aye, I was in Friends.
He said, "AYE?!" (Impressed)
I said, "Aye, ya know that episode where Ross is dating his student?"
He said, "Aye!"
I said, "And you know how her dad shows up and thinks Ross is too old for her?"
He said, "AYE!"
I said, "I was her dad."
He paused... and said, "That's Bruce Willis."
I said, "Aye, I'm Bruce Willis."
(I'm not really Bruce Willis.)
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