Stories

My roomie tried to cook but couldn't turn the oven on - he accidentally left the gas on though.

On this very day as I tried to cook all I saw was ...

I wrote a song once called "I Hate You, Period"… but everyone thought I was singing the full stop. So I changed it to "I Hate Menses", so now it soun...

You know the scenario. The 'inspirational' speaker is introduced. She has survived a plane crash, he’s lost 90 KGs and has now climbed Everest, he’s...

It finally happened. After a combined total of 2.5 years living in Brazil, I got robbed last week. Yay....

My dick... is... the weirdest fuckin' thing you'll ever see on a human body, on it's best day! And I know all dicks look like shit, hanging outta you...

Today is Remembrance day so I am republishing the following story I wrote earlier in the year. I am proud to have relatives who have served in severa...