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Sexy Eyes
My roomie tried to cook but couldn't turn the oven on - he accidentally left the gas on though.
On this very day as I tried to cook all I saw was ...
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I Hate You. Period.
I wrote a song once called "I Hate You, Period"… but everyone thought I was singing the full stop. So I changed it to "I Hate Menses", so now it soun...
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How Lucky is She? It's only a tumour!
You know the scenario. The 'inspirational' speaker is introduced. She has survived a plane crash, he’s lost 90 KGs and has now climbed Everest, he’s...
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Getting robbed at knifepoint in Brazil.
It finally happened. After a combined total of 2.5 years living in Brazil, I got robbed last week. Yay....
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Festival Problems
My dick... is... the weirdest fuckin' thing you'll ever see on a human body, on it's best day! And I know all dicks look like shit, hanging outta you...
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Remembrance Day 2013
Today is Remembrance day so I am republishing the following story I wrote earlier in the year. I am proud to have relatives who have served in severa...
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