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Stories

Cool Handling in a Crisis Situation

In June 2018, my wife (Camila) and 2 year old boy returned to Porto Alegre to visit family and friends....

Luke Simmons
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When I'm Sixty Four

When I get older losing my hair, many years from now... the opening line of When I'm Sixty four. The line "many years from now" seemed such a long time away in 1967....

Ron Hailes
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Drunken Marathon

It started over drinks, as all outrageous stories do.

With drinks flowing I found myself in an argument with friends about our running abilities w...

Daniel Newport
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I Hate You. Period.

I wrote a song once called "I Hate You, Period"… but everyone thought I was singing the full stop. So I changed it to "I Hate Menses", so now it soun...

Jennifer Burke
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Festival Problems

My dick... is... the weirdest fuckin' thing you'll ever see on a human body, on it's best day! And I know all dicks look like shit, hanging outta you...

Christopher Jordan
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Getting shot at in Brazil

Many years ago, I was on a work-related road trip with my business partner & we decided to break up the return journey by stopping at a seemingly deserted gas station for a coffee....

Juvencio Santos
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