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No Means No, Little Dude!
My first pet was a bedraggled kitten that was being mistreated by a pair of vapid sisters living nearby....
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Black bears and golden rules
Although my wife and I were excited about being in the beautiful Sequoia National Park, we were a little nervous spending our first night in "bear country"....
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Ode to the Australian Huntsman spider
"Huntsman spiders, members of the family Sparassidae, are known by this name because of their speed and mode of hunting. They are total assholes."...
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Worst first date
When I was around 14, I was feeling happy with myself having snared a date with a pretty girl I'd met....
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Beware of the Bright Green Screeching Snipers
Australia has more than its fair share of deadly critters. We have poisonous snakes and spiders, man-eating crocodiles and even a cute little monotre...
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Jacking it over a bird
I used to live with a couple, which sucked. The guy was a douche, but I admit I still really wanted to fuck his girlfriend....
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