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Elsternwick, Victoria, Australia
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I believe that life is a (relatively) short ride and that it's crucial to squeeze as many good times out of it as possible. I love travelling, music, reading, writing, all kinds o' sport, & my wife!

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All Tied Up in Brazil

Confused and drunk Australian tourist: - "Where am I? What's going on?"

Attentive Brazilian doctor: ...

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Beware of Internet Translators

When I worked for a publisher in London, part of my job involved sending promotional material to a distributor of ours in Dubai....

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Bewarey of Internet Translators

When I worked for Encyclopaedia Britannica in London, part of my job involved sending promotional material to a distributor of ours in Dubai....

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